Chain Letter Done Right

My dad sent me this this morning. It’s very nice for the generations growing up today with a cell phone at ten years old to know how things used to be. I’m almost 30, but I at least experienced life before the radical changes of the Internet and technology. I used to consult encyclopedia Brittanica or go to the library when I wanted to know something for a test, a school project, or in general. I also had to read a map when I first learned to drive and used it or AAA to plan extended trips. Sigh. One of the tragic flaws of our culture today is that despite an increased awareness in needing to go green,
Consumerism reigns King. Instead of re-modeling that building from the 1910’s, people ” go green” by rebuilding with repurposed metal sheeting and LED lights. Garbage isn’t going away. Having grown up with a family who owns land, I saw our junks toll firsthand. In 1987, my parents bought a large plot of land in our native PA and about five years later, a private owner purchased it for use as a landfill. For the next ten years, every time our family would enjoy a hike, a picnic,
fieldstone stacking or wood cutting, we’d also enjoy the luscious odors of the dump wafting across the road,
As well as a height increase every year for ten years until the pile became a mountainous stack and was capped off. Garbage. It’s everywhere. Let’s try and re-adopt old ways. Why can’t there even be more bulk sections at the store? I worked at the Syracuse Real Food Coop after college and we had bulk olive oil, bulk maple syrup, and bulk spices. Isn’t that awesome?! Okay I digress… Here is the forwarded email, which I don’t know who to give credit to.
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Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older
woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags
weren’t good for the environment.

The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this ‘green thing’
back in my earlier days.”

The young clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did
not care enough to save our environment for future generations.”

She was right — our generation didn’t have the ‘green thing’ in its day.

Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the
store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and
refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really
Were recycled.

But we didn’t have the “green thing” back in our day.

Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags, that we reused for
numerous things, most memorable besides household garbage bags, was the use
of brown paper bags as book covers for our schoolbooks. This was to ensure
that public property, (the books provided for our use by the school) was not
defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books on
the brown paper bags.

But too bad we didn’t do the “green thing” back then.

We walked up stairs, because we didn’t have an escalator in every store and
office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn’t climb into a
300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.

But she was right. We didn’t have the “green thing” in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby’s diapers because we didn’t have the throwaway
kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning
up 220 volts — wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our
early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters,
not always brand-new clothing.

But that young lady is right; we didn’t have the “green thing” back in our
day.

Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house — not a TV in every room.
And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?),
not a screen the size of the state of Montana . In the kitchen, we blended
and stirred by hand because we didn’t have electric machines to do
everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we
used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble
wrap. Back then, we didn’t fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut
the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by
working so we didn’t need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that
operate on electricity.

But she’s right; we didn’t have the “green thing” back then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a
plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens
with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a
razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got
dull.

But we didn’t have the “green thing” back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to
school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service
in the family’s $45,000 SUV or van, which cost what a whole house did before
the “green thing.” We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire
bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances.
And we didn’t need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from
satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger
joint.

But isn’t it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks
were just because we didn’t have the “green thing” back then?

Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in
conservation from a smartass young person…

We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to piss
us off…especially from a tattooed, multiple pierced smartass who can’t
make change without the cash register telling them how much.

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