Today I walked four miles to work to celebrate the lovely weather we were having (only 40 degrees!) and hitting the second to last block before my studio, I was greeted by six young men. I passed them and they screamed,
“She has no ass! She is trash! Throw her in the trash!! EWW What a waste! Throw her in the trash!”
Upon hearing this, I laughed, as it was ridiculous and I do not care that my ass is flat… Even still, it bothered me as I made my way onward.
Cultures truly have different takes on what is beautiful and this fact is something I love, yet being harassed for such beliefs sure is crappy! “Throw her in the trash!” Damn Youth.
Okay okay, I don’t have an ass. That’s fine. I am no Beyonce. That is fer sure. I know someone special who likes what I be tote-in’.
What else do people laud as beautiful?
That’s a pretty good list. So, now that we’ve established that I have no ass, I decided to investigate the many wearables that could ameliorate any missing pieces.
NUMBER I. Kcoline’s kcocotte a kro
Alexander McQueen They Wouldn’t Even Notice An Ass